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frickmalfoy:

I have no sense of urgency whatsoever like if you told me the world was ending I would probably take a nap

sunshien:

breaking news

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youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 


a-ionia:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight


r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*


hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  
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